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Pleasant Man on The Phone

Pleasant Man on The Phone

5th June 2017 It would appear that I was the ‘very pleasant man on the telephone’ in the following email I received from a customer this evening: On account of the torrential rain, we had a serious problem with drain blockage resulting in raw sewage at the back of the...
Impressing The Wife

Impressing The Wife

5th June 2017 Dear Mr Robinson, I write to inform you how impressed my wife and I were with the service your company afforded us, when I telephoned you about our blocked drain. To receive such a prompt reply on a Saturday morning and the promise that your operative...
A pain like she’d been shot in the right buttock!

A pain like she’d been shot in the right buttock!

10th June 2017 There is never a dull moment in the Drains Business… Sitting having a ‘post drains clearance’ cup of coffee with a wonderful customer, when she said, “You would not believe what happened to me recently.” Explaining that she was about to take the bus...
A Wet & Very Soggy Moggy

A Wet & Very Soggy Moggy

18th June 2017 I knew this was going to be interesting when the owner of a property company called and said, “I really think you need to go to this one yourself Paul, it’s a real problem tenant and the drains have been blocked for three weeks”. Arriving, I noticed the...

With what was he feeding his fuchsias?

4th July 2017 Interesting customer in Barnsley yesterday – trilby hat, smoking a pipe, a magnificent set of false teeth, and kept calling me ‘Pal’, all he wanted to talk about was his bowel movements or lack of them, before I tried to change the subject by commenting...